dragonfiretwistedwire:

Avengers in Tights

OKAY GUYS SO MY FRIENDS AND I WERE WATCHING ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS AND LOOK WHAT WE FIGURE OUT

Clint is Robin - i mean come on he’s the archer

Natasha is Maid Marian - we’ll pretend she’s secretly a badass in the film

Steve is Broomhilde - mother hen; wears red, white, & blue and keeps trying to stop Natasha and Clint from having sex

Tony is Ahchoo - witty comic relief; bros with Blinkin; has high-tech sneakers in a period film i mean really

Bruce is Blinkin - seems quiet BUT HULKS THE FUCK OUT and just happens to punch LOKI AND THOR during a musical number

Thor is Little John - big softie; bros with Will; bear hugs people a lot

Loki is Will Scarlet O’Hara - sexy man of mischief; likes his daggers and wears a red wig with an ice blue dress at one point

Fury is King Richard - IN CHARGE OF DIS BITCH

Coulson is Rabbi Tuckman - badass babysitter

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Hé hé hé, excellent, j’adore !

gingerhaze: I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE. They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
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gingerhaze:

I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.

They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.